The Logical Conclusion Here Is That Mike Mayo Occupies Himself During Lesser Analysts' Conference Call Questions By Rubbing Baby Oil On His Pecs

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PULL-UPS: Mayo...can do 35 consecutively and 150 in an hour. Used to do as many as 200 push-ups at a time when stress level got high. Changed to pull-ups after push-ups started causing him neck pain. BREAKFAST: 10 egg-white omelette with grilled onions. [Miami Herald via BI]

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