Columbia Business School Presents: "Six Sigma Ninjas"

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Regular Dealbreaker readers know that we spend a lot of time around these parts having the CFA v. MBA debate. Which is most beneficial? Which is worth your time? Which has the highest NPV? Today brings a point in favor of the b-school track, courtesy of Columbia. While business school may offer more opportunities to get drunk, sleep with your fellow students, and take a break from the working world, it costs considerably more money than CFA books, requires you to go to class if you care about grades, and causes a considerable amount stress vis-à-vis going on interview and impressing potential employers. But what if we told you that there was a way to go to business school and not have to worry about all that? Would that be something you'd be interested? Would it tip the scales toward MBA in your mind? Enter, the Sponsored Student designation, wherein one's employer pays for their schooling and keeps a job lined up for them at the end. A wildcard, if you will, in the CFA v. MBA debate. According to an informational video put together by a group of Columbia students, as a Sponsored, looking porn in class will be your "smallest transgression" (on the rare occasions you go to class), "drawing a picture of [your] dick" will be an acceptable answer on a leadership final, and "deep-diving" in someone else's girl will count as your core competency. Let's learn more.

Nuthin' but a "J" Thang (I'm Sponsored) [YouTube]
Columbia Business School’s January term program [FW]

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