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Jesus Was A Huge Fan Of Synthetic CDOs, So Don't Sweat It

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From: [redacted at JPMorgan]
To: JPMorgan employees
Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2011 3:31 PM
Subject: Goodbye

Hello everyone:

I consider myself blessed to have spent the last 25 years of my career here at J.P. Morgan. I will always treasure my memories of you all. I wish you happiness, health and success.

Finally, I know that what I’m about to state is politically incorrect. However, I have to say to you that you must work out your own salvation because Christ Jesus is coming soon.

God Bless.


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