Bonus Watch '12: UBS Asia

This is what happens when six-figure sums are allocated to 50-person groups.

- S&T analysts and associates received "2500 USD equivalent" (yes, analysts and associates got the same amount)

- Those higher up the food chain received "peanuts or nothing"

Having said all that, people are apparently attempting to view the giant Toberlone package as half-full, noting: Most of us are just hoping not to get fired in this job market.