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Confidential To Denizens Of Wall Street North: This Is Not The Way Take 2012 Compensation Into Your Own Hands

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A Stamford man was robbed early Sunday morning when he told police an unknown suspect put a chemical-soaked rag over the man's face and knocked him unconscious. The East Side resident told police he was walking home from his grandmother's home at about 3:30 a.m. when a group of people came up from behind him near the corner of Fairfield Avenue and Selleck Street. According to Stamford Police Sgt. Paul Guzda, the man told police one of the people put the rag over his mouth and nose. Just before the man passed out, the man told police he could smell a chemical. An hour later, the man woke up and realized that he was missing some personal items, Guzda said...The man said he did not see the assailants and did not know what he had been drugged with, Guzda said. Police are investigating the incident. [Stamford Advocate]

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