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Hedge Fund Manager Accused Of Insider Trading Reveals Inner 12 Year-Old Girl In Unleashing Nuclear Option On Partner In Crime

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A Northern California hedge-fund manager was charged Friday with making more than $900,000 on trades in Google Inc. and other technology companies based on improper tips he allegedly received from a neighbor and a business associate. U.S. authorities alleged that Doug Whitman, of Whitman Capital in Menlo Park, Calif., shared information about other publicly traded companies or made payments in exchange for the tips. He also allegedly went so far as threatening to never speak to one co-conspirator if she wasn't going to be a "slimeball" anymore, authorities said. [WSJ]

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Alternatively, if you made the mistake of approaching Todd Newman with information that was obtained through legitimate means, you'd be on the receiving end of a death stare the first time and a "What did I tell you about coming in here with a trade idea you 'thoroughly researched'? Get the fuck out of my office and don't ever waste my time with this garbage again," on subsequent occasions.