It's Going To Be Quite Some Time Before Legendary Investor Lenny Dykstra's Lips Taste Sweet Freedom, Twizzlers Purchased Outside The Confines Of A Prison Canteen

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Former New York Mets star and financial guru Lenny Dykstra was sentenced to three years in state prison on Monday, after a judge rejected a last-ditch effort to change his no contest plea and fight the charges. He had pleaded no contest to grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement in connection with a scheme to use somebody else's paperwork to steal or lease several new cars, according to court records...In delivering the sentence, L.A. County Superior Court Judge Cynthia Ulfig said the effort to steal cars showed "sophistication, planning." Her sentence came after Dykstra's lawyer unsuccessfully urged the court to withdraw the no contest plea. But Ulfig said Dykstra was given ample due process and he had numerous opportunities to show evidence that he was innocent. After she rejected the plea withdrawal, Dykstra addressed the court, making a rambling and repetitive speech requesting leniency. "Did I do something I'm not proud of? Yes," Dykstra said. "Am I a criminal? No." [LA Times, earlier]

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