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Write-Offs: 02.29.12

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$$$Banks turn to ECB for €530bn in loans [FT]

$$$Market-Roiling Trade Likely Not 'Fat-Finger' Error [WSJ]

$$$Fannie Mae seeks $4.6 billion in aid after Q4 loss [Reuters]

$$$ Ted Turner wakes up at 4am, goes to bed at 9pm, reads The Economist cover to cover, drives a Prius, and "alternat[es] among four girlfriends, each of whom gets approximately a week per month of his time. 'Pretty much, that’s the general rule,' he says." [Hollywood Reporter via DI]

$$$ A well known investment bank is looking for an experienced cash equity salesperson to cover Latin American institutional accounts - might that be you? [DBCC]

$$$Talent War Seen as Cantor Bankers Defect to China [Bloomberg]

$$$Five Largest Banks 'Should Be Broken Up': Fed’s Fisher [CNBC]

$$$ Breakdown of what would be illegal under the STOCK Act [ProPublica]

$$$ Credit Suisse's head of equities trading is leaving because he's being replaced by robots [Deal Journal]

$$$ Laurence Fink says "Wherever I go in the world now I hear the same question from individuals, corporations and pension funds: what do I do with my money?" And he answers, "give it to me!" [FT]

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$$$ Euro-Zone Leaders Step Up Greece Contingency Plans [WSJ] $$$ Facebook Banks Said To Make $100 Million On Stabilizing Stock [Bloomberg, earlier] $$$ The Modest Worth of Big Banks [NYT] $$$ Cardiff Garcia on Brad DeLong on Walter Bagehot [FTAV] $$$ "While we’re on the subject, we’d be remiss not to note that Mr. Muniyappa wore jeans and an untucked plaid button down, prompting New York Times legal eagle Peter Lattman to poll observers on the last time they’d seen a witness take the stand without a necktie. 'Maybe not at the trials The Times covers,' a wiseacre snapped." [NYO] $$$ Stress! An Energy Source Of The Future? [The Awl] $$$ "Representing the sovereign in these affairs is just more fun. It is a mixture of politics, finance and law, and theater," [sovereign restructuring lawyer Lee Buchheit] said. Buchheit recalled an Asian finance minister - referring to her only as "The Iron Lady" - resting a hand on his arm as tension mounted at 3 a.m. in a marathon meeting and saying: "I know you'll get us through this." [Reuters] $$$ UBS is looking for a credit stress testing analyst in Stamford [DBCC] $$$ China plans brokerage reforms to create its own Goldman Sachs [Reuters] $$$ In defense of private equity: Japan [Noahpinion] $$$ Romney Can’t Explain What He Learned in Business [DI] $$$ ALF Creator Paul Fusco Thinks ‘Timing is Right’ for an ALF Movie [Gawker]

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