Write-Offs: 03.02.12

$$$ Facebook Adds Citi, Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank on IPO [Bloomberg] $$$ Goldman CEO Blankfein deposed in insider case [Reuters] $$$ Greek Official Warns Debt Holdouts [DealBook] $$$ Yelp Stock Price Jumps 60 Percent In Its Debut [CNBC] $$$ Here is a fashion writer's detailed critique of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's lawyer's claim that it's hard to recognize a naked prostitute [Slate, earlier] $$$ You could be a Senior Director covering REITS for Fitch Ratings [DBCC] $$$ Iceland is considering adopting the Canadian dollar [Globe and Mail] $$$ U.S. seeks dismissal of Hank Greenberg's lawsuit on AIG takeover [Reuters] $$$ John Lanchester talks about why there's so little fiction about money [FT] $$$ And when making such comparisons between economics and physical science, there’s yet another point: what we call “microfoundations” are not like physical laws. Heck, they’re not even true. Maximizing consumers are just a metaphor, possibly useful in making sense of behavior, but possibly not. [Paul Krugman] $$$ Hoboken Steels for Wave of Drunken Revelers [Bloomberg] $$$ "You can all start creating a beautiful grey market now. Enjoy the weekend." [Overheard]
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$$$Facebook Adds Citi, Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank on IPO [Bloomberg]

$$$Goldman CEO Blankfein deposed in insider case [Reuters]

$$$Greek Official Warns Debt Holdouts [DealBook]

$$$Yelp Stock Price Jumps 60 Percent In Its Debut [CNBC]

$$$ Here is a fashion writer's detailed critique of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's lawyer's claim that it's hard to recognize a naked prostitute [Slate, earlier]

$$$ You could be a Senior Director covering REITS for Fitch Ratings [DBCC]

$$$ Iceland is considering adopting the Canadian dollar [Globe and Mail]

$$$U.S. seeks dismissal of Hank Greenberg's lawsuit on AIG takeover [Reuters]

$$$ John Lanchester talks about why there's so little fiction about money [FT]

$$$And when making such comparisons between economics and physical science, there’s yet another point: what we call “microfoundations” are not like physical laws. Heck, they’re not even true. Maximizing consumers are just a metaphor, possibly useful in making sense of behavior, but possibly not. [Paul Krugman]

$$$Hoboken Steels for Wave of Drunken Revelers [Bloomberg]

$$$"You can all start creating a beautiful grey market now. Enjoy the weekend." [Overheard]

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Write-Offs: 12.14.12

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Write-Offs: 09.10.12

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Write-Offs: 02.16.12

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Write-Offs: 02.19.13

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Write-Offs: 05.11.12

$$$ SEC Opens Review of J.P. Morgan [WSJ] $$$ $$$ Chesapeake Energy: How To Lose $1 Billion In 46 Minutes [MarketBeat] $$$ Facebook's IPO already oversubscribed [Reuters] $$$ "The new lead investigator at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission's watchdog office has been placed on administrative leave after he talked openly about wanting to carry a concealed firearm at work and some employees complained he was a physical threat, according to people familiar with the matter." [CNBC, related] $$$ Are Dads the New Moms? [WSJ] $$$ An elite credit focused hedge fund is seeking a trade assistant for its CDS desk in New York [DBCC] $$$ Avon Board Said to Study Coty Diligence Request [Bloomberg] $$$ This is a pretty cool idea for shareholder lawsuit settlements [M&A Law Prof Blog] $$$ John Travolta's lawyer calls third claim of sexual advances 'ridiculous' [NYP] $$$ Failed Buffett dinner auction still draws donation [CNBC]

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Write-Offs: 03.20.13

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Write-Offs

Write-Offs: 12.18.12

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Write-Offs: 07.12.12

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