Write-Offs: 03.08.12 - Dealbreaker

Write-Offs: 03.08.12

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$$$Massive take-up of Greece bond swap offer [Reuters]

$$$Deutsche Bank tapped ECB for up to €10bn [FT]

$$$What the Deal Makers Are Talking About at Tulane [DealBook]

$$$Greece and Egypt Try to Woo Back German Tourists [Der Spiegel]

$$$Toilet Paper May Run Out in Trenton City Offices [Bloomberg]

$$$Price war looms among big ETF providers [FT]

$$$S&P Revamps to Rebuild Structured-Finance Market Share [WSJ]

$$$Preferred stock market makes major comeback [IFR]

$$$Citigroup Gives Vikram Pandit $14.9 Million 2011 Pay Package [Bloomberg]

$$$AshleyMadison.com CEO offers to buy Limbaugh ads: ‘We are in the business of selling affairs, and our audience is absolutely his audience’ [Cutline]

$$$"A Mahopac, N.Y., man called and threatened to shoot up a local bank branch with an AK-47 if the bank didn't cash his check, police said Thursday." [Greenwich Time]

$$$“Everybody’s so excited about it; in the dining halls, everyone’s talking about it. So, even for a person like myself, who isn’t at the basketball games themselves, I’m pretty in tune with the success of the basketball team. People always stereotypically feel that our conversations are generally about philosophy, or obscure topics that the common man can’t relate to. I think that just adding this element of sports to the mix kind of grounds us in a more human way that is really great.”Harvard! [NYT]

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Write-Offs: 06.22.12

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Write-Offs: 09.04.12

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Write-Offs: 11.15.12

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