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$$$Third Point’s Loeb Warns Yahoo Chief of Looming Proxy Fight [DealBook]

$$$ "LightSquared has retained two of the most prominent conservative litigators in the country — Theodore Olson and Eugene Scalia — in a sign it could be preparing to launch a court battle against the FCC." [Politico]

$$$SEC Details Charges Against Pre-IPO Funds [WSJ]

$$$ Surprisingly, placing third at the Jewish Olympics makes you only an average ping-pong player [BI]

$$$ "Talk about selfish, such accomplishments didn't help anyone but him! There is no customer that will pay for self-indulgent status climbing in irrelevant hierarchies, regardless of how much we encourage our kids to play such games. That is, ping pong is a fabulous avocation, a pathetic vocation." [Falkenblog]

$$$ How would you like to be an equity portfolio associate for PIMCO in Newport Beach? [DBCC]

$$$Bernanke says Fed to make bank rules clearer [Reuters]

$$$ Pension funds don't want 100-year gilts [FT]

$$$The Devil Wears Pinstripes [Marketplace/Heidi Moore]

$$$Fitch Revises U.K.’s Sovereign Rating Outlook to Negative [Bloomberg]

$$$ Pulitzer Prize-winning financial reporter Jesse Eisinger explains how he prepared for his role in The Social Network: "I became a billionaire to see what it felt like. I already knew about how to be rejected by girls, so that was easy. My role in Zombieland was much more difficult to prepare for." [Reddit]

$$$ Patrick Bateman Of American Psycho Now Working At A Hedge Fund, Says Author [AR]

$$$Former brothel owner makes Olympic team [MSN]

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