Write-Offs: 03.22.12
$$$Volcker Rule Delay and Simplification Gains Support in Congress [Bloomberg]
$$$Fed Official Signals Guidance on 'Volcker Rule' [WSJ]
$$$UBS hires dealmaker Orcel [FT]
$$$Credit Suisse Names Sole Head of Investment Banking [DealBook]
$$$ Drake's new music video will feature a re-enactment of his bar mitzvah [Miami Herald]
$$$AIG Repays $1.5 Billion, a Year Ahead of Schedule [CNBC]
$$$Student-Loan Debt Tops $1 Trillion [WSJ]
$$$Allen Stanford’s Twitter Complaint Fails to Win Retrial [Bloomberg]
$$$ "[E]mail has to be replaced with a new protocol. This new protocol should be a todo list protocol, not a messaging protocol, although there is a degenerate case where what someone wants you to do is: read the following text." [Paul Graham]
$$$ Bid-ask spreads will getcha [Economix]