Write-Offs: 03.30.12
$$$Corporate pension funds break away from equities [Reuters]
$$$Dealpolitik: What’s H Partners Up to at Sealy? [Deal Journal]
$$$ Bias, penguins in CDS auctions [FTAV, part 2 here]
$$$Co-Pilot Who Landed JetBlue Plane Was Voted ‘Most Understanding’ (in high school) [Bloomberg]
$$$How to Prank Your Boss (and Keep Your Job) [Bloomberg]
$$$ A leading global investment bank is looking for a single stock options trader to join their team in New York, in case that might be a good fit for you [DBCC]
$$$Oaktree I.P.O. May Raise Up to $517.5 Million [DealBook]
$$$New Regulators May Be Less Friendly to Banks [Deal Journal]
$$$ Will you go to jail if you trade on Congressional inside information? Maybe! [Davis Polk]
$$$Pimco ETF Rakes In Cash Despite Continued Stock Rally [CNBC]
$$$Crook tries to rob three Manhattan banks in 35 minutes [NYP]
$$$Students Sell Their Faces to Pay Off Debt [HuffPo]