$$$Corporate pension funds break away from equities [Reuters]

$$$Dealpolitik: What’s H Partners Up to at Sealy? [Deal Journal]

$$$ Bias, penguins in CDS auctions [FTAV, part 2 here]

$$$Co-Pilot Who Landed JetBlue Plane Was Voted ‘Most Understanding’ (in high school) [Bloomberg]

$$$How to Prank Your Boss (and Keep Your Job) [Bloomberg]

$$$ A leading global investment bank is looking for a single stock options trader to join their team in New York, in case that might be a good fit for you [DBCC]

$$$Oaktree I.P.O. May Raise Up to $517.5 Million [DealBook]

$$$New Regulators May Be Less Friendly to Banks [Deal Journal]

$$$ Will you go to jail if you trade on Congressional inside information? Maybe! [Davis Polk]

$$$Pimco ETF Rakes In Cash Despite Continued Stock Rally [CNBC]

$$$Crook tries to rob three Manhattan banks in 35 minutes [NYP]

$$$Students Sell Their Faces to Pay Off Debt [HuffPo]