Write-Offs: 04.04.12

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$$$Falcone mulls voluntary bankruptcy for LightSquared [Reuters]

$$$Ackman Mocks McDonald’s Hamburger University [Deal Journal]

$$$ Ben Bernanke talked about monetary policy over lunch with Jamie Dimon, Steve Schwarzman, Brian Moynihan, and a bunch of other bank executives [Fortune]

$$$This seems sensible [Slate / Matt Yglesias]

$$$ This is pretty unconvincing evidence that the Volcker Rule won't impact market-making [DealBook]

$$$Kill Your Wife While Sleepwalking or Get Goldman Touch [Bloomberg via Strange Bloomberg Headlines]

$$$ How would you like to be an equity portfolio associate at Pimco in Newport Beach? Or an index equity portfolio manager at BlackRock in San Francisco? [DBCC]

$$$ECB liquidity fuels high stakes hedging [FT]

$$$Analyst-Banker Firewall Weakened in Bill on Obama’s Desk [Bloomberg]

$$$Court Says Madoff Victim Can’t Redo Terms of His Divorce [DealBook]

$$$Women Will Run Wall Street Before White House, Gillibrand Says [Bloomberg]

$$$Joey Votto’s New Contract Is Like A Mortgage-Backed Security [Deadspin]

$$$Michael Novogratz of Fortress Investment Group, headed out with the goody bag, containing such things as kale chips, a Trudie Styler yoga DVD and Revlon Lip Butter. As the band played “Hit the Road Jack,” Paul Tudor Jones of Tudor Investment Corp. gave yoga practitioner Styler a hug. His wife, Sonia, who stood nearby, is opening a yoga studio in Greenwich on April 14. [Bloomberg]

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Write-Offs: 03.19.13

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