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$$$ Goldman Banker Probed for Alleged Leaks to Galleon [WSJ] $$$ S&P cuts Spain ratings two notches to BBB-plus [Reuters] $$$ "AIG May Not Be As Healthy As It Looks" [Bloomberg] $$$ The Telus proxy fight is amazing [DealBook] $$$ Legalizing Spousal Necrophilia in Egypt, but only for the first six hours [Volokh Conspiracy] $$$ Morgan Stanley is looking for a VP of Corporate Tax in Chicago - maybe you? [DBCC] $$$ Relax, America, the Bacon Crisis Has Passed [CNBC] $$$ CEO pay is inflated by faulty comp sets [Bloomberg] $$$ A strange data point on flows vs. inventories [FTAV] $$$ Bank bailouts, hedge funds, and foreign sovereign immunity [Economist] $$$ "We do not accept claims for elbow licking." [The Hairpin] $$$ Here is a baby anteater named Corndog hugging a stuffed animal [ZooBorns]
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$$$Goldman Banker Probed for Alleged Leaks to Galleon [WSJ]

$$$S&P cuts Spain ratings two notches to BBB-plus [Reuters]

$$$"AIG May Not Be As Healthy As It Looks" [Bloomberg]

$$$ The Telus proxy fight is amazing [DealBook]

$$$Legalizing Spousal Necrophilia in Egypt, but only for the first six hours [Volokh Conspiracy]

$$$ Morgan Stanley is looking for a VP of Corporate Tax in Chicago - maybe you? [DBCC]

$$$Relax, America, the Bacon Crisis Has Passed [CNBC]

$$$ CEO pay is inflated by faulty comp sets [Bloomberg]

$$$ A strange data point on flows vs. inventories [FTAV]

$$$ Bank bailouts, hedge funds, and foreign sovereign immunity [Economist]

$$$"We do not accept claims for elbow licking." [The Hairpin]

$$$ Here is a baby anteater named Corndog hugging a stuffed animal [ZooBorns]

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