Earlier this month, the Journalexplored the difficulty MF Global customers have encountered in attempting to get their "missing" money back, after the firm went down for the dirt nap last October. One woman who can relate all too well? Barack Obama AKA Angela Dozier-Carter, who is owed $150 trillion and then some, of which she hasn't seen a dime.
Sadly, it doesn't look like President Dozier-Carter will be seeing any money any time soon, as MF Global's lawyers have filed a motion dismiss her claim, calling "the return of trillions and billions of dollars...patently absurd." In related news, this isn't the first time ADCBO has been screwed out of money rightfully owed to her.
On January 27, 2010, Ms. Dozier-Carter filed two more complaints in the Court of Federal Claims, identified as case numbers 10-63 and 10-64. In Complaint 10-63, Ms. Dozier-Carter seeks $25 million as a reward for capturing Saddam Hussein. In Complaint 10-64, Ms. Dozier-Carter seeks $400,000 in annual salary and expenses because she allegedly "took the Oath of Office for the 44th President of the United States of America as Barack Obama[.]"
This is far from over.