David Einhorn Puts Martin Marietta Materials On Notice, Gives GJF.NO His Blessing

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Einhorn says he has a lot of stocks to talk about, starts with Martin Marietta Materials, which he says has "lots of problems." Einhorn calls MLM CEO a "degree in megalomania"...Einhorn just pulled out a magic wand and I'm pretty sure made a Harry Potter reference. And he's onto talking global economies. He's talking up a stock in Norway known as GJF. [Deal Journal]

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