September 23, 2021

Write-Offs: 05.07.12

$$$ Spain to spend billions on bank rescue [FT] $$$ Facebook Kicks Off Roadshow With Zuckerberg in Hoodie [WSJ] $$$ Shareholder Calls for Chesapeake to Be Open to Offers [DealBook] $$$ How venture capital is broken [Reuters / Felix Salmon] $$$ The "Gentleman Groper" was only a gentleman, not a groper [NYP, earlier] $$$ Stocks Could Sell Off but Not Swoon: Technicians [CNBC] $$$ How would you like to be a senior derivatives trader at Aegon? It's in Baltimore. [DBCC] $$$ Should Benchmark Indices Have Alpha? Revisiting Performance Evaluation [NBER] $$$ An FDA for financial innovation remains a terrible idea [John Cochrane] $$$ Yahoo Board Is Said to Meet Today, Discussing CEO Scott Thompson [Bloomberg] $$$ Dinosaur flatulence, belching may have contributed to warming Earth, killing them off [AP]
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$$$Spain to spend billions on bank rescue [FT]

$$$Facebook Kicks Off Roadshow With Zuckerberg in Hoodie [WSJ]

$$$Shareholder Calls for Chesapeake to Be Open to Offers [DealBook]

$$$How venture capital is broken [Reuters / Felix Salmon]

$$$ The "Gentleman Groper" was only a gentleman, not a groper [NYP, earlier]

$$$Stocks Could Sell Off but Not Swoon: Technicians [CNBC]

$$$ How would you like to be a senior derivatives trader at Aegon? It's in Baltimore. [DBCC]

$$$Should Benchmark Indices Have Alpha? Revisiting Performance Evaluation [NBER]

$$$ An FDA for financial innovation remains a terrible idea [John Cochrane]

$$$Yahoo Board Is Said to Meet Today, Discussing CEO Scott Thompson [Bloomberg]

$$$Dinosaur flatulence, belching may have contributed to warming Earth, killing them off [AP]

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