Write-Offs: 05.16.12
$$$How JPMorgan’s storm in a teapot grew [FT]
$$$ And more on JPM's likely tranche trades [FTAV]
$$$ECB stops operations with some Greek banks [Reuters]
$$$Greeks urged to run poll as euro vote [FT]
$$$Paulson Pitches AngloGold Ashanti and Caesar’s [DealBook]
$$$Martin Marietta Falls Most Since 2008 After Einhorn Criticism [Bloomberg]
$$$24-Year-Old Finance [sic] Guy Asks All His Dates To Complete A Creepy [sic] Survey Afterward [Deadspin]
$$$Facebook Insider Sales Unlikely to Dent IPO [WSJ]
$$$Accidentally Released - and Incredibly Embarrassing - Documents Show How Goldman et al Engaged in 'Naked Short Selling' [RS / Matt Taibbi]
$$$Judge Tentatively OKs Three Key Wiretaps in Gupta Trial [WSJ]
$$$ Citadel is looking for a Ph.D. quant in Chicago - surely you're qualified? [DBCC]
$$$Fashion’s Most Stylish Guys Give Mark Zuckerberg an (Almost!) Hoodie-Free Makeover for Facebook’s IPO [Fashionista]
$$$"Fuck with me and you will have a huge asshole": Lawyer has amazing email meltdown [ATL]
$$$Big man pickets all-you-can-eat restaurant that cut him off [SFGate]