Flailing Eurozone Countries Agreeing To Two Years Of Austerity Makes About As Much Sense To Nouriel Roubini As Him Agreeing To Go Two Years Without Getting Laid-- Which Is To Say, NONE

Hand to god, he'd sooner die. The Germans say, "you lost your virginity. Now you sign a contract; you say, 'I'm a boring virgin.' Be abstinent for the next two years. Show me your soul and two years from now, we're going to get married. But today, I commit to marriage today? Forget it." Roubini: Germany to eurozone--you lost your virginity, can't commit to marriage today [BloombergTV]