Apparently we spoke too soon when reporting UBS had presented every employee with a "specially commissioned watch" to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the bank's birth, as the gift was actually just one piece of a gift basket that also included fine china (which one recipient described as being of "pretty decent quality").
What Other Types Of Crimes Would UBS Traders Happily Commit For A Candy Bar?
The sky's apparently the limit with these people.
UBS Chairman: Other Banks Will Have To Fire Thousands Of Employees Too, Y'Know
Difference is, UBS is the only one that's faced facts already, 'cause they're consistently ahead of the curve like that. Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank, all those other guys will get a cold hard dose of reality sooner or later, though, and when they do they'll say, "Damn! UBS was all over this!" A day after UBS AG announced it was cutting up to 10,000 jobs by 2015, UBS chairman Axel Weber is warning that many of the Swiss banking giant’s rivals may have to follow suit...“I suspect that many banks have not yet really understood what the consequences of the new capital rules for business will be when they come into full effect in 2019,” Weber was quoted as saying in Wednesday’s edition of the German daily Handelsblatt. “We, on the other hand, see this new world very clearly,” he said. “Besides that, Swiss rules commit us to even higher own capital demands than the 10 percent capital quota that Basel III orders.” UBS Chief: Other Banks May Need To Downsize Too [AP] Earlier: Layoffs Watch ’12: UBS Tells Employees Not To Bother Themselves With Figuring Out How To Get Into Work (Ever Again)