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Write-Offs: 06.01.12

$$$ How Morgan Stanley sank to junk status [Reuters] $$$ Rosengren Says Renewing Operation Twist Would Spur Growth; in other news the 10-year hit 1.437% today [Bloomberg] $$$ Defiant Spain to test the bond market [FT] $$$ Egan-Jones cuts Italy to B+, says economy "miserable" [Reuters] $$$ Rajat Gupta’s Wealth in Spotlight at Trial [DealBook] $$$ Man Sentenced For Abandoning Teen Daughter Due to Her Poor Calculus Grade $$$ A highly regarded advisory firm is looking for a life sciences investment banking associate [DBCC] $$$ Bankruptcy Court Approves Dynegy Settlement With Creditors [WSJ] $$$ Chesapeake Oil Well Is Biggest Gusher In Company History [Bloomberg] $$$ A central-bank failure of epic proportions [Economist / Free Exchange] $$$ The National Review runs an article endorsing NGDP targeting [NR] $$$ Hockey Mom Madam wants bail reduced so she can care for her son

$$$How Morgan Stanley sank to junk status [Reuters]

$$$Rosengren Says Renewing Operation Twist Would Spur Growth; in other news the 10-year hit 1.437% today [Bloomberg]

$$$Defiant Spain to test the bond market [FT]

$$$Egan-Jones cuts Italy to B+, says economy "miserable" [Reuters]

$$$Rajat Gupta’s Wealth in Spotlight at Trial [DealBook]

$$$Man Sentenced For Abandoning Teen Daughter Due to Her Poor Calculus Grade [Fox]

$$$Geoffrey Raymond, the artist who's done everyone from Dick Fuld to Jon Corzine to Lenny Dykstra, has a new Jamie Dimon (above). Want to add your comments? Buy a print ($250)? Buy the original ($125K)? Be in touch.

$$$ A highly regarded advisory firm is looking for a life sciences investment banking associate [DBCC]

$$$Bankruptcy Court Approves Dynegy Settlement With Creditors [WSJ]

$$$Chesapeake Oil Well Is Biggest Gusher In Company History [Bloomberg]

$$$A central-bank failure of epic proportions [Economist / Free Exchange]

$$$ The National Review runs an article endorsing NGDP targeting [NR]

$$$Hockey Mom Madam wants bail reduced so she can care for her son [NYP]

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Write-Offs: 02.25.13

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Write-Offs: 01.02.13

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Write-Offs: 07.16.12

$$$ Del Missier Says Diamond Told Him To Lower Libor Submissions [Bloomberg] $$$ Banks behave badly redux: Is it killing confidence? [Reuters] $$$ Goldman Sachs And The $580 Million Black Hole [NYT] $$$ Treasury probe cites officials for soliciting prostitutes, accepting industry gifts, FOIA docs reveal [TheHill] $$$ "What appeared to be sewing needles were found in sandwiches served in business-class cabins on four Delta Air Lines flights to the U.S. from Amsterdam on Sunday, the airline confirmed." $$$ Surveys Give Big Investors an Early View From Analysts [NYT] $$$ JPMorgan Blaming Marks on Traders Baffles Ex-Employees [Bloomberg] $$$ JPMorgan Has Bigger Worry Than ‘London Whale,' says Bové [CNBC] $$$ An Indecent Proposal From Sarah Silverman For Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, Involving Her Scissoring Him [SideSplitter]

Write-Offs: 03.11.13

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Write-Offs: 05.09.12

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