Write-Offs: 06.21.12

$$$ Doubts Rise Over EU Bank Metrics [WSJ] $$$ Race to save euro will follow ‘Grexit’ [FT / Willem Buiter] $$$ Falcone’s Harbinger Capital Turns To Dell’s MSD For Loan [Bloomberg] $$$ Oracle CEO Larry Ellison buys Hawaii island known for pineapples, Bill Gates' wedding [CNN] $$$ "As my closest family and friends, it is important to me set the record straight on some of book’s major inaccuracies." Kerry Killinger appears to be illiterate. [DealBook] $$$ British school calls police to remove pupil 'obsessed' with studying [NYP via DI] $$$ The Decathlon is now open to teams of 3, competing for the title of "Wall Street's Fittest Firm" - sign up today [The Decathlon] $$$ A New Jersey asset management firm is looking for a COO, if you're interested [DBCC] $$$ Red flag at popular Alerian MLP Index ETN [Investment News] $$$ Constellation Brands executives get paid partly in free booze [Footnoted.com] $$$ Does The CFA Exam Waste A Billion Dollars? [BDC Review] $$$ The Terrifying Sex Organs of Male Turtles [io9]
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$$$Doubts Rise Over EU Bank Metrics [WSJ]

$$$Race to save euro will follow ‘Grexit’ [FT / Willem Buiter]

$$$Falcone’s Harbinger Capital Turns To Dell’s MSD For Loan [Bloomberg]

$$$ Oracle CEO Larry Ellison buys Hawaii island known for pineapples, Bill Gates' wedding [CNN]

$$$ "As my closest family and friends, it is important to me set the record straight on some of book’s major inaccuracies." Kerry Killinger appears to be illiterate. [DealBook]

$$$British school calls police to remove pupil 'obsessed' with studying [NYP via DI]

$$$ The Decathlon is now open to teams of 3, competing for the title of "Wall Street's Fittest Firm" - sign up today [The Decathlon]

$$$ A New Jersey asset management firm is looking for a COO, if you're interested [DBCC]

$$$Red flag at popular Alerian MLP Index ETN [Investment News]

$$$ Constellation Brands executives get paid partly in free booze [Footnoted]

$$$Does The CFA Exam Waste A Billion Dollars? [BDC Review]

$$$The Terrifying Sex Organs of Male Turtles [io9]

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