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Write-Offs: 07.06.12

$$$ Hedge fund performance YTD: Paul Tudor Jones +1.59%, David Einhorn +3.7%, Dan Loeb +3.9%, HFRX Global Index +1.22%, S&P +8% [Reuters] $$$ For Fletcher Investors: Unhappy Returns and, So Far, No Refunds [WSJ] $$$ Money market funds close after ECB cut [FT] $$$ CNBC thinks it's important to report the "hot news story" of Libor manipulation without mentioning Libor, for some reason [CNBC] $$$ Marxism is back [Guardian] $$$ Massachusetts man pays off mortgage with pennies [AP] $$$ A Chicago hedge fund is looking for a quant trader/ quant strategist to join a high frequency trading team [DBCC] $$$ Italy Approves €4.5 Billion in Spending Cuts for 2012 [WSJ] $$$ Commercial Mortgages Show How Bad It Got [NYT] $$$ Reverse mortgages: the celebrity pitchman aren’t even the worst part [Reuters / Ben Walsh] $$$ You can predict the outcome of negotiations and business pitches without hearing a word by observing the ratio of speaking to listening and the amount of voice fluctuation [Farnam Street] $$$ It's going to be 105 degrees in New York tomorrow, so that's nice [DI]
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$$$ Hedge fund performance YTD: Paul Tudor Jones +1.59%, David Einhorn +3.7%, Dan Loeb +3.9%, HFRX Global Index +1.22%, S&P +8% [Reuters]

$$$For Fletcher Investors: Unhappy Returns and, So Far, No Refunds [WSJ]

$$$Money market funds close after ECB cut [FT]

$$$ CNBC thinks it's important to report the "hot news story" of Libor manipulation without mentioning Libor, for some reason [CNBC]

$$$Marxism is back [Guardian]

$$$Massachusetts man pays off mortgage with pennies [AP]

$$$ A Chicago hedge fund is looking for a quant trader/ quant strategist to join a high frequency trading team [DBCC]

$$$Italy Approves €4.5 Billion in Spending Cuts for 2012 [WSJ]

$$$Commercial Mortgages Show How Bad It Got [NYT]

$$$Reverse mortgages: the celebrity pitchman aren’t even the worst part [Reuters / Ben Walsh]

$$$ You can predict the outcome of negotiations and business pitches without hearing a word by observing the ratio of speaking to listening and the amount of voice fluctuation [Farnam Street]

$$$ It's going to be 105 degrees in New York tomorrow, so that's nice [DI]

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