Write-Offs: 07.17.12

$$$ LIBOR Pains: How Much Will the LIBOR Scandal Cost US Banks? $35 Billion [MarketPlace/Heidi Moore] $$$ Matthew Goldstein: JPMorgan disclosed possible misconduct to feds ahead of earnings [Reuters] $$$ PFG Founder Has No Money For Attorney [CNBC] $$$ Bernanke Offers Bleak View in Testimony [WSJ] $$$ Plane Flying Above Penn State Warns: “Take Down The Statue Or We Will” [Deadspin] $$$ Gupta Seeks Help From Friends for Lenient Sentence [FBN/Charlie Gasparino] $$$ HSBC Executive Resigns at Senate Money Laundering Hearing [Bloomberg] $$$ Teens Having Sex Behind Ikea, Locals Say [DNAI]
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$$$ LIBOR Pains: How Much Will the LIBOR Scandal Cost US Banks? $35 Billion [MarketPlace/Heidi Moore]

$$$ Matthew Goldstein: JPMorgan disclosed possible misconduct to feds ahead of earnings [Reuters]

$$$Bradley T. Ratchford, the Goldman M.D. whose credit card was held hostage by The Colbert Report, is starting a hedge fund. [Bloomberg Brief]

$$$PFG Founder Has No Money For Attorney [CNBC]

$$$Bernanke Offers Bleak View in Testimony [WSJ]

$$$ Plane Flying Above Penn State Warns: “Take Down The [Paterno] Statue Or We Will” [Deadspin]

$$$Gupta Seeks Help From Friends for Lenient Sentence [FBN/Charlie Gasparino]

$$$HSBC Executive Resigns at Senate Money Laundering Hearing [Bloomberg]

$$$ Regulators accused a former citigroup employee of misleading investors about the bank's financial bet on a $1 billion mortgage-bond deal as a rare civil trial related to the financial crisis kicked off on yesterday. [WSJ]

$$$ Teens Having Sex Behind Ikea, Locals Say [DNAI]

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