Who will emerge victorious? We'll know soon. The challenge: 500 Starbursts in 12 hours. The contender: a financial analyst whose eyes may or may not be bigger than his stomach (41.666 in an hour? Don't offer me that. 41.666 every hour for 12 hours? That's a challenge). On the table: $500. The progress so far: he started at 8:30 CDT and has put away 250. The commentary: "He says he's uncomfortable, but not disgusted. Yet." The bonus: he's live-streaming the event.
Update: He did it.