"And I want you to know the London Whale issue is dead," Jamie Dimon recently told a bunch of school children. "The Whale has been harpooned. Dessicated. Cremated...I am going to bury its ashes all over.” [NYM]
JPMorgan Chief Risk Officer: "I want to reiterate the critical role that we play at J.P. Morgan Chase"
In case that was unclear. Also, no more "surprises" like you know what again, please.
JPMorgan Isn't Ready To Let Bruno Iksil Go
You can take your said to be leavings and stick them where the sun don't shine for all Jamie Dimon cares! Bruno Iksil, the London-based JPMorgan Chase & Co trader known as the "whale" believed to have been involved in the company's $2 billion loss in derivatives, is still employed by JPMorgan, a spokeswoman for the bank said on Wednesday. Kristin Lemkau responded to a report on the New York Times website saying that Iksil is leaving the company. "He is still employed," Lemkau said. JPMorgan still employs "whale" trader [Reuters] ‘London Whale’ Said to Be Leaving JPMorgan [Dealbook]