If You Work At JPMorgan And Are Thinking About Losing A Few Billion, Take Note

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"And I want you to know the London Whale issue is dead," Jamie Dimon recently told a bunch of school children. "The Whale has been harpooned. Dessicated. Cremated...I am going to bury its ashes all over.” [NYM]

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