Write-Offs: 08.30.12
$$$ Something something something "[Bernanke] must once again address whether there is more the Fed can do to get the economy going and whether it is worth taking chances on controversial new programs" [WSJ]
$$$Brussels pushes for wide ECB powers [FT]
$$$Google, Apple CEOs in secret patent talks [Reuters]
$$$ Goldman is struggling to sell an ABS deal backed by Bob Dylan royalties, inspiring many FT jokes [FT]
$$$Chipotle caught STEALING pennies from hapless customers nationwide in deceptive receipt rounding scandal [Daily Mail]
$$$ Kelly & Dylan finally get together [NYP]
$$$ A bulge bracket bank in New York is looking for a senior internal audit manager [DBCC]
$$$Guy voting Republican [CNBC]
$$$Sharp Elbows Among Street Lawmen [WSJ]
$$$ Citi is looking for a little more space [WSJ]
$$$ "A 97-year-old message in a bottle found by Scottish fishermen in their catch has set the world record for spending the longest time at sea." [Bloomberg]
$$$ Over 100 students in Harvard's "Intro to Congress" class are being investigated for cheating [Crimson]