Bloomberg TV: So You're Thinking About Banging A College Kid

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If you want to make things easy on yourself, go after an economics major, says Bloomberg TV, which cautions people to avoid philosophy, education, and earth science concentrators, who make up "the least promiscuous majors." Just don't get too excited about your odds, though, warns anchor Scarlet Fu, noting that "we are far from the free loving days," during which Paul Krugman shot fish in a barrel.

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