Failure To Realize New Yorkers Are In The Hamptons By Friday At 2PM* Meant Facebook's CFO Was Met With Questions From Investors Like, "Are You 100% Positive People Can't Tell How Often You Check Their Profile"?

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Mr. Ebersman has his work cut out for him as he tries to regain the trust of shareholders. He recently came to New York to meet with big investors, including hedge funds and institutional investors. Some invitations for meetings were oddly, and somewhat imperiously, sent out on Thursday night for meetings on Friday. Given that it was summer, some investors sent their junior analysts. [Dealbook]

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