Memo to the Tiger Cubs who are throwing the bash: weekends are hardly ever city days for Tiger Dad, who has been known to make his assistant "painstaking collect evidence to account for his whereabouts each day and on some late nights [has] frantically searched for a car to take him back to Locust Valley" in order to avoid spending more days of the year inside NYC that out, which the Tax Man would just love. This thing better be good. [AR]