Live-Blogging The Jeffrey Gundlach Press Conference (UPDATE)

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4:00-4:05 Either people who have never taken part in a conference call are participating today and pressing buttons on their phone every five seconds or someone is thrusting someone else up against their office phone over and over and over again.
4:06 Gundlach is offering $1 million for information leading to the return of each stolen piece of the Mondrian and $500,000 for the Jasper Johns and Joseph Cornell pieces. $200,00 for information in general still stands.
4:07 Buttons are still being pressed, now sirens in the background. Shouts of "what the fuck is going on here" are heard.
4:08 Talking Heads' "This Must Be The Place" is now playing (over the sirens).
4:10 Someone is still tapping their pound key and while no one officially ends the call, Gundlach/whoever is running this seem to have lost interest and leave without saying good-bye.

Update: Doubleline has released images of all the pieces Gundlach is willing to pay money for, "no questions asked," if you're looking to solve some crime (there is also an anonymous tips line, 1-800-78-CRIME, and website, www.wetip.com).

Gundlach Rewards [PDF]

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