Write-Offs: 09.04.12
$$$Eurozone demands six-day week for Greece [Guardian]
$$$Hedge funds perplexed by negative Bund yield conundrum [Reuters]
$$$ Money market funds want to buy negative-yielding securities, pass the savings on to you [FT]
$$$Moody's: U.S Banking Outlook Negative Despite Stronger Banks [WSJ]
$$$ Matt Taibbi says a lot of wrong things about private equity, which is surprising for some reason [Term Sheet]
$$$ Jim Cramer's Mad Money is more popular at 3am [NYP]
$$$ Sands Capital Management is looking for a senior associate in Virginia for public and private equity, focusing on life sciences [DBCC]
$$$ Andrew Ross Sorkin doesn't think you appreciate that Facebook has lost $50 billion in market cap. Let him say that again for emphasis: fifty billion. Fifty billion! [DealBook]
$$$ Barclays fired some people for manipulating Libor [Reuters]
$$$"IPhone Price Cuts Send Bond Inflation Bets To 11-Year Low" [Bloomberg]
$$$ Felix Salmon's friends spend $410mm a year on wine [Reuters]
$$$Judge Orders Sex-Change Operation for Federal Prisoner [Law Blog]
$$$ Fifty billion!