Write-Offs: 09.04.12

$$$ Eurozone demands six-day week for Greece [Guardian] $$$ Hedge funds perplexed by negative Bund yield conundrum [Reuters] $$$ Money market funds want to buy negative-yielding securities, pass the savings on to you [FT] $$$ Moody's: U.S Banking Outlook Negative Despite Stronger Banks [WSJ] $$$ Matt Taibbi says a lot of wrong things about private equity, which is surprising for some reason [Term Sheet] $$$ Jim Cramer's Mad Money is more popular at 3am [NYP] $$$ Sands Capital Management is looking for a senior associate in Virginia for public and private equity, focusing on life sciences [DBCC] $$$ Andrew Ross Sorkin doesn't think you appreciate that Facebook has lost $50 billion in market cap. Let him say that again for emphasis: fifty billion. Fifty billion! [DealBook] $$$ Barclays fired some people for manipulating Libor [Reuters] $$$ "IPhone Price Cuts Send Bond Inflation Bets To 11-Year Low" [Bloomberg] $$$ Felix Salmon's friends spend $410mm a year on wine [Reuters] $$$ Judge Orders Sex-Change Operation for Federal Prisoner [Law Blog] $$$ Fifty billion!
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$$$Eurozone demands six-day week for Greece [Guardian]

$$$Hedge funds perplexed by negative Bund yield conundrum [Reuters]

$$$ Money market funds want to buy negative-yielding securities, pass the savings on to you [FT]

$$$Moody's: U.S Banking Outlook Negative Despite Stronger Banks [WSJ]

$$$ Matt Taibbi says a lot of wrong things about private equity, which is surprising for some reason [Term Sheet]

$$$ Jim Cramer's Mad Money is more popular at 3am [NYP]

$$$ Sands Capital Management is looking for a senior associate in Virginia for public and private equity, focusing on life sciences [DBCC]

$$$ Andrew Ross Sorkin doesn't think you appreciate that Facebook has lost $50 billion in market cap. Let him say that again for emphasis: fifty billion. Fifty billion! [DealBook]

$$$ Barclays fired some people for manipulating Libor [Reuters]

$$$"IPhone Price Cuts Send Bond Inflation Bets To 11-Year Low" [Bloomberg]

$$$ Felix Salmon's friends spend $410mm a year on wine [Reuters]

$$$Judge Orders Sex-Change Operation for Federal Prisoner [Law Blog]

$$$ Fifty billion!

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