Write-Offs: 09.21.12

$$$ Mitt Romney overpays his taxes, is rich [WaPo] $$$ Goldman Sachs is rolling out a hedge fund investing platform [Reuters] $$$ The ECB's pretend-you're-a-central-banker online game has a single mandate [Economist] $$$ SEC Said to Scrutinize Private Equity on Share of Payout [Bloomberg] $$$ Kato Kaelin Has a 'Gut Feeling' O.J. Simpson Was Guilty of Double Murder [ABC] $$$ BoNY Mellon is looking for a wealth management senior sales director in Greenwich [DBCC] $$$ EU in talks over Spanish rescue plan [FT] $$$ California found some more debt that it owes [NYT] $$$ Behind the Scenes, Some Lawmakers Lobby to Change the Volcker Rule [DealBook] $$$ Bank of America Is Now Stealing From Child Actors, Allegedly [Gawker]
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$$$ Mitt Romney overpays his taxes, is rich [WaPo]

$$$ Goldman Sachs is rolling out a hedge fund investing platform [Reuters]

$$$ The ECB's pretend-you're-a-central-banker online game has a single mandate [Economist]

$$$SEC Said to Scrutinize Private Equity on Share of Payout [Bloomberg]

$$$Kato Kaelin Has a 'Gut Feeling' O.J. Simpson Was Guilty of Double Murder [ABC]

$$$ BoNY Mellon is looking for a wealth management senior sales director in Greenwich [DBCC]

$$$EU in talks over Spanish rescue plan [FT]

$$$ California found some more debt that it owes [NYT]

$$$Behind the Scenes, Some Lawmakers Lobby to Change the Volcker Rule [DealBook]

$$$Bank of America Is Now Stealing From Child Actors, Allegedly [Gawker]

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Write-Offs: 09.14.12

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Write-Offs: 09.19.12

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