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What? Joe Kernen Asks A Lot Of Squawk Box Guests If Their Employees Are Virgins Or Not

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Why is everyone acting like that's so awkward? Why is Becky turning bright red? Why is Andrew wishing there were a trap door under his chair? Why is the other guest looking at Woody Johnson like "Wow..." Oh, well just excuse the hell out of me. No, I'm sorry, I didn't realize we couldn't ask the questions that everyone is thinking. No, no, it's fine, I'll just awkwardly change the subject by complimenting Woody's tie and maybe in the future Dr. J takes his completely reasonable queries elsewhere.

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