Write-Offs: 10.19.12

$$$ Germany Takes Hard Line on Spanish Banks $$$ Wall Street pay: Headed up or down? [Unstructured Finance] $$$ Bank CEOs Fear the Fiscal Cliff They Apparently Don’t Understand [DI] $$$ Swaps Rule Sends Wall Street Into Clearing Limbo [Bloomberg] $$$ "One visitor recalls a family ritual: Every night at around 9:30 or 10:00, Mitt and Ann would meet at the foot of their staircase, clasp hands, and escort each other upstairs to the bedroom, in full view of their brood." [TNR] $$$ Tim Tebow Has Officially Trademarked Tebowing [Deadspin] $$$ A global investment bank is looking for a director for Financial Crime Compliance [DBCC] $$$ Cries of abuse grow with use of complex U.S. stock orders [Reuters] $$$ SocGen to Sell Its Greek Bank [WSJ] $$$ Happy birthday Fox Business! [TBN] $$$ "Why does the male nude get no respect?" [WSJ] $$$ The Psychic Friends Network Cannot Predict Its Future [Bloomberg View]
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$$$Germany Takes Hard Line on Spanish Banks

$$$Wall Street pay: Headed up or down? [Unstructured Finance]

$$$Bank CEOs Fear the Fiscal Cliff They Apparently Don’t Understand [DI]

$$$Swaps Rule Sends Wall Street Into Clearing Limbo [Bloomberg]

$$$ "One visitor recalls a family ritual: Every night at around 9:30 or 10:00, Mitt and Ann would meet at the foot of their staircase, clasp hands, and escort each other upstairs to the bedroom, in full view of their brood." [TNR]

$$$Tim Tebow Has Officially Trademarked Tebowing [Deadspin]

$$$ A global investment bank is looking for a director for Financial Crime Compliance [DBCC]

$$$Cries of abuse grow with use of complex U.S. stock orders [Reuters]

$$$SocGen to Sell Its Greek Bank [WSJ]

$$$ Happy birthday Fox Business! [TBN]

$$$"Why does the male nude get no respect?" [WSJ]

$$$The Psychic Friends Network Cannot Predict Its Future [Bloomberg View]

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