Some people are such founts of generosity that on their birthday, they think not of themselves and what they will receive, but rather of how they can brighten the days of others. Charles Gasparino is one such selfless, gallant human being. On this special day, January 28th, the 50th anniversary of his entrance into the world, Mr. Gasparino has chosen to present us with a priceless gift: the secrets of his success. Print them out, mark them up, use them to advance your own cause, or simply give thanks to the god of journalism for his magnanimous spirit.

The Fox Business Senior Girlie Mags ‘N Skin Flicks Correspondent asked this question of asset management intern turned erotic arts performer Veronica Vain earlier today, in a wide ranging interview that included a discussion of "the feminist critique of porn" and a debate on who is cooler, the men of the adult entertainment world or Wall Street.