So far we've got:
We also have it on good authority at least one person will be told their mother's a whore, while another will be instructed to go get their shoeshine box. Finally, a Twitter user TBD will be informed that if traffic getting in and out of the city weren't so backed up, Chaz would be taking them for a ride on the BQE with their head counting as passenger No. 2 and their torso as passenger No. 3, in order to comply with the minimum three per car rule imposed by Bloomberg earlier this week.
Update: One down, one down, seven to go!
Update II: Now two for seven:
Update III: Now that his story has been proven accurate, the stakes are even higher than before. Will he ask people if they're planning to line up outside his door the day of his daughter's wedding, to apologize and pay respect? Stay tuned.
Update IV: CLOSE ENOUGH:
Update V: Not one of ours-- and failing to predict a workout-related comeback was an amateur-hour oversight, the shame of which will hang over our heads all weekend-- but needed to be brought to your attention nonetheless: