Write-Offs: 11.01.12

$$$ Pierre-Henri Flamand is closing his event-driven hedge fund Edoma because there are no events [WSJ] $$$ Global Regulators to Cut List of Too-Big-To-Fail Banks to 28 [Bloomberg] $$$ Wells Seeks Mortgage-Suit Dismissal, Citing Redundancy [WSJ] $$$ Bloomberg endorses Obama [Bloomberg View] $$$ So does Whitney Tilson [BBW] $$$ Obviously there is a Harvard Business School Gangnam Style video [YouTube] $$$ The SEC is looking for a graphic artist / web designer in DC [DBCC] $$$ "Bernanke Depression Guru Seeks Roosevelt Well-Being" [Bloomberg] $$$ "The guide's popularity offers a glimpse into the world of aspiring management consultants" [WSJ] $$$ "Over the last 60 years, poll questions that asked people which candidate they expected to win have been a better guide to the outcome of the presidential race than questions asking people whom they planned to vote for." [NYT] $$$ Yield is the Last Refuge of Scoundrels [Aleph Blog] $$$ Cory Booker Not Taking Hot Pocket Crisis Seriously [DI]
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$$$ Pierre-Henri Flamand is closing his event-driven hedge fund Edoma because there are no events [WSJ]

$$$David Einhorn: Short Iron Ore [MarketFolly]

$$$Global Regulators to Cut List of Too-Big-To-Fail Banks to 28 [Bloomberg]

$$$Wells Seeks Mortgage-Suit Dismissal, Citing Redundancy [WSJ]

$$$ Bloomberg endorses Obama [Bloomberg View]

$$$ So does The Economist [Economist]

$$$ So does Whitney Tilson [BBW]

$$$ Obviously there is a Harvard Business School Gangnam Style video [YouTube]

$$$ The SEC is looking for a graphic artist / web designer in DC [DBCC]

$$$"Bernanke Depression Guru Seeks Roosevelt Well-Being" [Bloomberg]

$$$ "The guide's popularity offers a glimpse into the world of aspiring management consultants" [WSJ]

$$$ "Over the last 60 years, poll questions that asked people which candidate they expected to win have been a better guide to the outcome of the presidential race than questions asking people whom they planned to vote for." [NYT]

$$$Yield is the Last Refuge of Scoundrels [Aleph Blog]

$$$Cory Booker Not Taking Hot Pocket Crisis Seriously [DI]

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