$$$EU Budget Talks Collapse [WSJ]

$$$Citigroup, Morgan Stanley Sued Over Overseas Shipholding [Bloomberg]

$$$SAC Insider Case Rides Finra Referral to Cohen’s Backyard [Bloomberg]

$$$ Police say a Massachusetts man left his girlfriend’s 2-year-old son in a car while he went shopping for Black Friday bargains, then went home with his new 51-inch flat screen television and left the toddler behind. [AP]

$$$The Jetsiest Jets Play Ever: Mark Sanchez Fumbles After Getting Floored By His Lineman’s Ass [Deadspin]

$$$UBS Said to Face Fine in Rogue Trader Scandal [Dealbook]

$$$ A lawyer for the trustee seeking money for Bernard Madoff’s victims asked an appeals court yesterday to restore nearly $30 billion in claims against JPMorgan Chase and other banks, saying it would force those who furthered the fraud to “pay their fair share.” [NYP]

$$$Naked Lady Gaga stumbles on 35 fans hiding in garage [NYP]