Write-Offs: 11.30.12

$$$ Plaintiffs' lawyers somehow turn nonbinding "say on pay" votes into shakedown opportunity [Reuters, related] $$$ How a desperate HP suspended disbelief for Autonomy deal [Reuters] $$$ Virtu, Getco Start Examining Knight Trading’s Books [Deal Journal] $$$ Carl Icahn and the Oshkosh board are still fighting [WSJ] $$$ National Bank of Poland Working Paper: "Would it have paid to be in the eurozone?" (Spoiler: no) [NBP] $$$ John Cochrane and Cliff Asness critique Warren Buffett on taxes [Grumpy Economist] $$$ Somebody's using bitcoins [BBW] $$$ A financial institution is looking for a risk manager in Charlotte [DBCC] $$$ Detroit on the Verge of Insolvency, Again [WSJ] $$$ Duke Energy’s Latest C.E.O. Drama [DealBook] $$$ Goldman Pushes Subprime ABX Index as Housing Rebounds [Bloomberg] $$$ BlackRock, Rialto Dump Some of Their ‘Skin’ in CMBS Game [MarketBeat] $$$ Lindsay Lohan Gets Unsolicited Legal Advice from Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis [NYO]
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$$$ Plaintiffs' lawyers somehow turn nonbinding "say on pay" votes into shakedown opportunity [Reuters, related]

$$$How a desperate HP suspended disbelief for Autonomy deal [Reuters]

$$$Virtu, Getco Start Examining Knight Trading’s Books [Deal Journal]

$$$ Carl Icahn and the Oshkosh board are still fighting [WSJ]

$$$ National Bank of Poland Working Paper: "Would it have paid to be in the eurozone?" (Spoiler: no) [NBP]

$$$ John Cochrane and Cliff Asness critique Warren Buffett on taxes [Grumpy Economist]

$$$ Somebody's using bitcoins [BBW]

$$$ A financial institution is looking for a risk manager in Charlotte [DBCC]

$$$Detroit on the Verge of Insolvency, Again [WSJ]

$$$Duke Energy’s Latest C.E.O. Drama [DealBook]

$$$Goldman Pushes Subprime ABX Index as Housing Rebounds [Bloomberg]

$$$BlackRock, Rialto Dump Some of Their ‘Skin’ in CMBS Game [MarketBeat]

$$$Lindsay Lohan Gets Unsolicited Legal Advice from Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis [NYO]

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