Write-Offs: 12.18.12

$$$ Third Point made $500mm on Greek bonds [FT] $$$ Knight Board Votes to Pursue Getco Deal [WSJ] $$$ Jefferies results beat estimates on higher fixed-income revenue [Reuters] $$$ In 2008, Tim Geithner knew that Libor was being manipulated for profit as well as for face-saving [FT] $$$ Instagram changed its mind on the policy that everyone got all mad over [Instagram, CNET] $$$ Portrait of Kevin Bacon Made Out of Bacon [Laughing Squid via ATK] $$$ Fortigent is looking for a chief investment officer in Rockville, Maryland [DBCC] $$$ Cerberus Weighed Gun Maker's Fate on Friday [WSJ] $$$ AmEx’s Chenault Said to Be Discussed for Treasury Post [Bloomberg] $$$ NYSE exec says exchanges moving closer to "kill switch" [Reuters] $$$ Here you can read about Nassim Taleb getting angry if you'd like [Chronicle of Higher Ed] $$$ Police make arrest in massive Quebec maple syrup heist [Globe & Mail]
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$$$ Third Point made $500mm on Greek bonds [FT]

$$$Knight Board Votes to Pursue Getco Deal [WSJ]

$$$Jefferies results beat estimates on higher fixed-income revenue [Reuters]

$$$ In 2008, Tim Geithner knew that Libor was being manipulated for profit as well as for face-saving [FT]

$$$ Instagram changed its mind on the policy that everyone got all mad over [Instagram, CNET]

$$$Portrait of Kevin Bacon Made Out of Bacon [Laughing Squid via ATK]

$$$ Fortigent is looking for a chief investment officer in Rockville, Maryland [DBCC]

$$$Cerberus Weighed Gun Maker's Fate on Friday [WSJ]

$$$AmEx’s Chenault Said to Be Discussed for Treasury Post [Bloomberg]

$$$NYSE exec says exchanges moving closer to "kill switch" [Reuters]

$$$ Here you can read about Nassim Taleb getting angry if you'd like [Chronicle of Higher Ed]

$$$Police make arrest in massive Quebec maple syrup heist [Globe & Mail]

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