September 26, 2021

Write-Offs: 12.20.12

$$$ TARP’s Smallest Recipient Repays, Treasury Reaps $62,000 [Real Time Economics] $$$ Peter Madoff Gets 10 Years for Aiding Brother’s Ponzi Scheme [Bloomberg] $$$ Role of Brokers in UBS Scandal Draws Scrutiny [WSJ] $$$ "At long last the New York Stock Exchange has achieved its main goal in recent years: consumption by a beast higher on the food chain." [NetNet / John Carney] $$$ This Handy Vibrator Is a Great Place to Store Your Pitch Decks [BetaBeat] $$$ Franklin Templeton is looking for a director of portfolio analysis and investment risk in San Mateo, CA [DBCC] $$$ San Bernardino paid $2 million in cash-outs before bankruptcy filing [Reuters] $$$ Making It Easier to Estimate Libor Losses [DealBook] $$$ US banks face rise in bad loans cover [FT] $$$ Pope already beating Justin Bieber’s rate of Twitter retweets — just a week after launching account [NYDN]
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$$$TARP’s Smallest Recipient Repays, Treasury Reaps $62,000 [Real Time Economics]

$$$Peter Madoff Gets 10 Years for Aiding Brother’s Ponzi Scheme [Bloomberg]

$$$Role of Brokers in UBS Scandal Draws Scrutiny [WSJ]

$$$ "At long last the New York Stock Exchange has achieved its main goal in recent years: consumption by a beast higher on the food chain." [NetNet / John Carney]

$$$This Handy Vibrator Is a Great Place to Store Your Pitch Decks [BetaBeat]

$$$ Franklin Templeton is looking for a director of portfolio analysis and investment risk in San Mateo, CA [DBCC]

$$$San Bernardino paid $2 million in cash-outs before bankruptcy filing [Reuters]

$$$Making It Easier to Estimate Libor Losses [DealBook]

$$$US banks face rise in bad loans cover [FT]

$$$Pope already beating Justin Bieber’s rate of Twitter retweets — just a week after launching account [NYDN]

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Write-Offs: 10.18.12

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Write-Offs: 08.22.12

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Write-Offs: 04.03.13

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Write-Offs: 12.13.12

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Write-Offs: 08.23.12

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Write-Offs: 02.22.13

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Write-Offs: 07.11.12

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