Northeastern University's Business School Adds Real Housewife To Class Of 2016

The D'Amore-McKim School of Business has accepted Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of New York and Bikini Book fame.
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The D'Amore-McKim School of Business has accepted Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of New York and Bikini Book fame. She'll be commuting via the internet. 

Bensimon's rep confirmed she’ll be doing an online MBA in business and finance at Northeastern University...Kelly is also working on a new book, and was recently signed to New York Model Management with legendary agent Marion Smith, her original agent at Ford Models more than 20 years ago. Kelly has said she has no regrets about leaving the Bravo show in 2011.

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