Running Bank Of America Is Like Trying To Summit A Mountain Without So Much A Fucking Carabiner, Or Something, Says Brian Moynihan

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“As we look left and right, we’re right with the other climbers, in terms of competitiveness and how we approach the market,” Moynihan told Bloomberg Television’s Erik Schatzker in an interview today at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Rivals aren’t “working as hard as we are,” he said. “They have a CamelBak and a water, and we have a 250-pound backpack.” [Bloomberg]

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