"At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” Jamie Dimon said yesterday in Germany, re: the time Tom Brady called to cheer him up about JPMorgan's $6.2 billion trading loss. He didn't elaborate but it's pretty obvious that the day Goldman was sued over Abacus, Dimon called over to GS pretending to be Aretha Franklin, telling Lloyd "no one's got any R-E-S-P-E-C-T for clever investment products," while months after JPMorgan bought Bear Stears, JD received a call from someone claiming to be "Jimmy Cayne" calling from the lobby with a sample of 90210 kush that he insisted Dimon had to come down and try but "A-SAP, 'cause Big J had to double park his truck." [Bloomberg]
Lloyd Blankfein, Jamie Dimon Singing A Oddly Similar Tune On Dodd-Frank
No need to kill the poor law, just rough it up a little.