Write-Offs: 01.04.13
$$$Hedge fund chief Einhorn disappoints, Loeb has big 2012 [Reuters / Matthew Goldstein]
$$$JPMorgan Faces Sanction for Withholding Madoff Documents [Bloomberg]
$$$Ackman's Herbalife thesis: someone from the government will help poor people and billionaire hedge fund managers ... [Bronte Capital]
$$$ Tom Wolfe: "Up until 2006 a spirit of manly daring had pervaded Wall Street’s investment bankers" but apparently not any more [Newsweek]
$$$‘Teens’ Caught Egging Suburban Home Turn Out to Be Off-Duty Police Officers [Gawker]
$$$ Mosaic Financial Markets is looking for a capital markets business analyst in New York [DBCC]
$$$ You should buy a lot of Turkish stocks because they're guaranteed to go up! [Bloomberg, FTAV]
$$$New rule could turn U.S. hedge funds into informers on fraud [Reuters]
$$$Cerberus Close to Supervalu Deal [WSJ]
$$$How the World Has Changed [Alea]
$$$Historical Echoes: The Origins of the Piggy Bank [NY Fed]
$$$Finally, the Accessory We’ve Been Waiting For: A Wearable Cat Tail That Wags In Response to Your Heartbeat [Fashionista]