Write-Offs: 01.11.13
$$$Citigroup Boys' Club Highlights Industry Gender Gap [AB]
$$$ Bernie Madoff reveals that merger arbitrage is often insider trading and other secrets of the 1980s [CNBC]
$$$ The National Futures Association is trying to figure out how to catch the next Peregrine Financial fraud by asking Peregrine Financial [WSJ]
$$$JPMorgan Said to Face Order to Tighten Money-Laundering Controls [Bloomberg]
$$$ You can email Mark Zuckerberg for $100 [Mashable]
$$$Registration for the 5th annual Decathlon starts Tuesday, January 22! This year's competition takes place on July 28th, and also includes monthly “Throw Downs” where all registered Decathletes compete in 1-2 Decathlon events and collect charity bets on head-to-head match-ups (40 yard dash! Pull-ups! Bench press!). All proceeds benefit the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.
$$$ A hedge fund is looking for a junior equities relationship manager in Manhattan [DBCC]
$$$FrontPoint veteran's Copia Capital liquidates all funds, readies rebirth [AR]
$$$Don’t worry about an Elliott vs Argentina precedent [Reuters / Felix Salmon]
$$$Why exchanges should be forced to use open source software [Jayanth Varma]
$$$Chicken Wing Prices Take Flight to Record High [Bloomberg]
$$$ Dog teaches puppy how to go down stairs [Gawker]