Write-Offs: 01.14.13

$$$ Dell Shares Surge After Report of Possible Buyout [DealBook] $$$ Herbalife Rises to Highest Price Since Ackman Pyramid Allegation [Bloomberg] $$$ Guy prefers startups to banking [Pando Daily] $$$ Obama Said to Consider Morgan Stanley’s Porat at Treasury [Bloomberg] $$$ Nudists Seek Corporate Sponsor Looking for Greater Exposure [WSJ] $$$ A multi family office is looking for a senior private banker to cover LatAm markets or US onshore clients from Miami [DBCC] $$$ Skowron Fights Bank $$$ "Bank robbers have made off with an unknown amount of loot after digging a 100-foot tunnel into a Berlin bank from a nearby parking garage. To get into the building, they broke through two concrete walls. Police have no leads." [Der Spiegel] $$$ The Wall Street Journal Has Bedbugs [DI] $$$ Holy Crap, These Dogs Interrupting A Soccer Match Are Adorable [Deadspin]
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$$$Dell Said to Be in Buyout Talks With Private-Equity Firms [Bloomberg]

$$$Herbalife Rises to Highest Price Since Ackman Pyramid Allegation [Bloomberg]

$$$ Guy prefers startups to banking [Pando Daily]

$$$Obama Said to Consider Morgan Stanley’s Porat at Treasury [Bloomberg]

$$$Nudists Seek Corporate Sponsor Looking for Greater Exposure [WSJ]

$$$ A multi family office is looking for a senior private banker to cover LatAm markets or US onshore clients from Miami [DBCC]

$$$Skowron Fights Bank

$$$ "Bank robbers have made off with an unknown amount of loot after digging a 100-foot tunnel into a Berlin bank from a nearby parking garage. To get into the building, they broke through two concrete walls. Police have no leads." [Der Spiegel]

$$$The Wall Street Journal Has Bedbugs [DI]

$$$Holy Crap, These Dogs Interrupting A Soccer Match Are Adorable [Deadspin]

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