Financial Services Employee Asks New York Times For Help Decoding Hidden Message In Boss's Thong

Suspending disbelief for a moment and pretending this scenario* described to the Times actually occurred in real life...
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Suspending disbelief for a moment and pretending this scenario* actually occurred in real life...

I am a 22-year-old man working at a new job on Wall Street. My boss is a very attractive 30-year-old woman. We happen to exercise at the same gym at the same time. We both swim, and the first time we ran into each other, she was wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I was wearing a classic Speedo. I saw her look me up and down. The next week, she started wearing a thong bikini. Isn’t this a power thing?

...any ideas?

Poolside Manners [NYT via DI]
*Which sounds strikingly similar-- though edited for length-- to the fictional cries for help left daily onOpeningBell.

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